Tuesday, February 22, 2005

سعد الحريري

صباح الخير..أنا أ دري الموضوع اليوم مو وايد مهم حق فئه كبيره منكم..بس يا جماعه من طلع سعد الحريري بالتلفزيون..و الحرمّه مالهم سالفه ألا سعد..وايد وسيم..تنطبق عليه كل المواصفات الجماليه للرجل الشرقي..أدري بتقولون نقاصة عقل و لاّ نقاصة أي شئ تبون..بس سعد وسيم..المهم أنا على بالي أن بس البنات اللي بفئتنا السنيه معجبات فيه..طلع..لأ..الكويتيات كلهم منثولين فيه..الكبار و النصوف و اللي مالهم أسم اللي منطقتنا اللي لا هم كبار و لا هم صغار..أمس وصلتني مسج من وحده كبيره نوعا ما وايد عجبتني..تقول المسج
زوجة ضيعت زوجها
و بلغت الشرطه
قالوا لها: عطينا مواصفاته
قالت: شاب حلو طويل له شنب و سكسوكه
شان يتليقف ولدها: لا يمه
قالت له: أص خلهم يعطونا سعد الحريري

25 comments:

ولاّدة سابقاً ... رانيا السعد ...رانية المنيفي حسب الأوراق الرسمية said...

وصلتني المسج ومت من الضحك

حتى فكرت أقلد العجوز وأروح المخفر

Jelly Belly said...

that's a funny post...I also noticed sa3ad al7areeri...he's cutey bas lo ishwaya a6wal chan OK...hahahahaha...bas I have a question is sa3ad min zojat al7areeri al ola wala althanya? Because he doesn't look like he's younger brothers.

Zaydoun said...

This is the message I got from my cousin

عيوني من شوفتهم صارت ضريري
وكبدي من القهر شبت فيها مريري
وعفت ابو العيال و نومة سريري
يوم شفت سعد وبهاء الحريري

nanonano said...

Jelly Belly:
Hiiii
الله يسلمك ترا أهوه طويل بس لأن اسمالله عليه راهي فمو مبين فيه..وسعد و بهاء اخلصا و أمهم عراقيه و سعد متزوج من لارا العظم ومن مواليد 68 أو 69
أشرايك
I did my home work
;-)

Jewaira said...

Hmm...his sons are quite attractive aren't they ;) I thought I was the only one that noticed.

أبو جيج يدور نعاله said...

If my right ball had 4 billion dollars and wore a black suit ... it would get the same reaction from girls...and mine doesnt have dandruf like Mr Sa3ad al-deen ( use head and shoulders next time )

If my left ball wore a ghetra and drove a Bently it would get a bigger reaction from Q8y girls

Simple fact is

Money makes the average M3allem Shawerma more handsome than cloony/pitt hyprid and a smelly gorilla in a dishdasha could well be the next 3omar al shireef in the eys of Q8y ( ladies? ) if he has a banana themed palace....in miseela.

Zaydoun said...

So true Bo Jaij... Imagine a waiter in a Lebanese restaurant with the same looks as the Hariri guy. He may be an honorable, decent fellow but God help him if he smiles at a female Kuwaiti customer

بعد؟؟ هذا اللي ناقص... منو مفكر نفسك؟؟

أبو جيج يدور نعاله said...

Yeah and talking about balls I'm showing mine today...hope you enjoy them.

They dont bite

nanonano said...

شباب ردة فعلكم كانت واااايد متوقعه
يالله أنتو أحلى و أوسم بس لا تزعلون

Jelly Belly said...

mashallah 3aleech nanonano you did do your home work...lol
it9adgeen ma la7athat inna 6oweel...the younger brother with the long hair looked tall...bas looked ishwaya gay to me...

and guys not all girls notice a man coz of his bling bling...if he's cute he's cute...simple as that :P

nanonano said...

Bo_Jaij:
اللي ما يطول العنقود يقول حامض

nanonano said...

يا بنات:
أخت صديقتي راحت عزته..تقول بالصج بعد أحلى 1000 مره

nanonano said...

Jelly Belly:
I think u r right regarding his younger brother Fahad..
أشرايك؟

Anonymous said...

Dear Z
I disagree with you .According to all sources, Lebanese waiters are doing very well with rich Q80 women. They finance the living habits in Q8.

nanonano said...

mosan mosan:
me like...

أبو جيج يدور نعاله said...

Nano

We dont reach for 3anaqeed, we get them in boxes..crush them and turn them into wine and then we fill our tubs with the wine and bathe till our balls sacks get more wrinkled than Mr sa3ad's hair.

nanonano said...

Bo_Jaij:
LooOOooL
والله أنك مسكّت

أبو جيج يدور نعاله said...

Mosan

Very true

Good looking lebanese waiters make more money than Morrocan hookers in Hala febrayer festival. I've seen with my own eyes A Lebanese waiter being picked up by 40 something Kuwaiti lady in her brand new Mercedes right in front a well known restaurant on Gulf road....they didnt even try to hide it and he was being teased by his buddies who were whistling and making funny gestures.

بومريوم said...

و يبقى السؤال الابدى بدون اجابه..
ليش..
صخلة الفريج ما تبى الا التيس الغريب؟

أبو جيج يدور نعاله said...

Bo Maryom

El Tais el ghareeb ma 3enda elsaan bas balls

nanonano said...

بو مريوم:
والله العظيم أن أنا ما يعجبني الاّ المحلى بس الله جميل يحب الجمال..يا حافظ

Jewaira said...

BoraBora
9a7 el sanech :)

أبو جيج يدور نعاله said...

Mystery of the strange goat

Well reminds me of the mystery of the Monaqqaba..does she shave or doesnt she...does she have a sexual organ or not..does she performs oral sex with the neqaab on...or does she use it as a barrier or a meshkhal

أبو جيج يدور نعاله said...

bora bora a.k.a kaashef el naqaab

You forgot PalTalk strip shows thursday night marathons

damn image stuck on my mind...Neqaab and stretched nipples as dark as the backside of a frying pan in Badr AL Bedoor bar&grill

Nooni said...

ana dayman agool al kuwaitiyat ma3endehoun ne'6ar ,,, balla sa3ad shino feeh 7elo !!!! weeee3 ... lebaney qo7 !!!

I DONT AGREE
a7la wa7ed bel denya..... .

 
template by Purplecious