Sunday, February 06, 2005

الصفنه

وحده من صديقاتي المقربات جدا فيها مشكله...مشكلتها الصفنه..يعني تسرح..لو مهما كان أهمية الموضوع و لو مهما كان النقاش حامي تلاقيها صفنت.. مو معناتها أن أهيه مو مهتمه بالموضوع أو قلة احترام..بس تعودنا عليها شذي أكون قاعده أسولف و مستنه أشوف عيونها أعرف أن أهيه مو معاي.. و المشكله معاها مو اذا احنا قاعدين متجمعين المشكله اذا الواحد قاعد يكلمها بالتليفون..حلني..بس مو هذي المشكله..المشكله أن من عاب أبتلى..صايره أنا من أروح حق تجمع و ما عجبني الموضوع أسرح ...و المشكله تلاقيني أسأل سؤال و بعدين أسرح..آخر مره حسيت باحراج كنت قاعده أزور وحده بالمستشفى و من سوء حظي قعدت يم وحده قراقه.. و أنا أطفر من الكلام الوايد.. أنا عادتي أجاوب على قد السؤال.. ما أدري ليش تليقفت و سألتها سؤال...الصج يتني دوره و كبدي قامت تقلب من القرقه .. فسرحت أو صفنت و فجأه انتبهت أن الكل قاعد يطالعني.. عرفت أن أهيه قاعد تسند علي...الله يا الفشله وايد كنت محرجه

27 comments:

mosan mosan said...

Attention Deficit Disorders (ADD)
Attention deficit disorder is a syndrome characterized by serious and persistent difficulties in the following three specific areas:

Attention span.
Impulse control.
Hyperactivity (sometimes).

ADD is a chronic disorder that can begin in infancy and extend through adulthood, having negative effects on a child's life at home, school, and within the community. It is conservatively estimated that 3 to 5% of our school-age population is affected by ADD.

The condition previously fell under the headings, "learning disabled," "brain damaged," "hyperkinetic," or "hyperactive." The term attention deficit disorder was introduced to describe the characteristics of these children more clearly.

mosan mosan said...
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nanonano said...

Mosano:
يا مالك الشققققققققققاق

The Don ® said...

Nanoa.. sorry 7abeebtee, but A.D.D was the first thing that came to mind right in the middle of the post before I even click on the comment section.. :))

Crappy_Nappy said...

Mosan
You made them sound like yummy Shots ... mmmmmm specially Brain Damage lool

nanonano said...

Crappio:
الزهايمممممممممممممممر

mosan mosan said...

Well CN
maybe we should come up with our own ADD shot.
sorry i forgot to say goodbye last time.

Bo Jaij said...

This has to be THE worst thing that can happen during sex

nanonano said...

I just called my friend and confrinted her that she has ADD her answer was that i have DVD..LooOOL

Carppio it's the panadol girl

nanonano said...

Bo Jaij: it depends on who it happenes to..if it was a boring session that would b the best thing to happen

mosan mosan said...

Bu jaij
Thats bad thats really bad.. if it happens switch on your imagination and the hell with ADD person.
cheers
CN
Did your baby come back?

Bo Jaij said...

Mosan

It will be like necrophilia with a warm body


Nano

What kind of thoughts come to mind during those extremly boring moments....When is lunch? or how come the ceiling paint job looks so ugly?

nanonano said...

Bo_Jaij: Noooooooo darling thinking in what's on TV

Bo Jaij said...

Nano

I only watch the "Daily Dead List" at the end of the News. Only excitement there is when the Anchorman tries to pronounce the name of the deceased which sounds too much like the word Penis in Kuwaiti. Sometimes I think the dead person must be laughing his head off hearing his name on TV.

mosan mosan said...

I think we are dicovering an Obsession or a twist in Bo jaij sex adventures

Bo Jaij said...

Mosan

Yeah sex with dead people, and who isnt sexually dead in Kuwait or just faking it

mosan mosan said...
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mosan mosan said...

not all,,, Bo jaij only married people with their sposes act like dead people according to the majority of dead ,,,sorry i meant married people.onther hand when the are in affair they preform vey well

Big Kahuna said...

Hey ! interesting subject !!
Why married people in kuwait have a dead sex life?
Is it routine? lack of love? no passion?
Is it because they don't connect with their partners ? They just get married for social reasons?

Besides the above, I think one of the reasons is lack of sex education. I'm not talking about the expert bloggers here ;)
Girls get married without knowing the importance of a good sex in a marriage.

Why husbands pay sluts to satisfy their fantasies?? why they don't ask their wives? I think with good communication everything can be reached.

One married friend tells me that she threw up after the first u know what, la3at chabdha. Her husband never dared to ask again. I don't blame him .

SO I suggest the following :
Dr. Fawzia aldree3 books should be taught in High schools!!

But you know, some men don't prefer a wife with sex knowledge, so she won't recognize their failure and lack of skills.

nanonano said...

Big Kahuna: welcome to my blog...i think u have a very valid points

Bo Jaij said...

Big Kahuna ( Big Testicles - perfect nickname for such subject )

Married people everywhere have dead sex life for various reasons, here in Kuwait its mostly because the young girl mind is planted with SO MUCH FUCKING GUILT about her sexuality since the first day she uncrossed her legs in the Living room and her panty was seen by her dad or uncles.

As for the average Q8y male, sex is such a taboo here the poor teenaged boy gets most of the information about sex from the wrong people or beastiality porn movies, could be the maid or the driver or schoolmates or his Hooker-addicted uncle, and most of the time the information consists of sick fantasies. If a little boy first experience is with a Filipino maid and the next time he wanted her to pleasure him she asked for 5 KD, what will happen to that boy when he grows up?

The whole idea of sex for the average kuwaiti Adult ( is there any really ? ) will be filthy, paid for and hide-from-your-parents-dont-make-a-sound-or breath intercourse.

Dr Freud would have had a great time here in Kuwait. Not just Mom and dad are always with you in bed staring at you, but your uncles, aunts and the govt with magles al umma as a whole......all of them making that annoying ..tsk tsk tsk sound.

The girl who threw up after oral sex, let her try flavored condoms, they are available here in Q8 ..even chocolate ones.

As for Dr Fawzia Aldree3, I dont think a virgin should teach about sex, even if her hymn is made of a soild gold sheet. Like the one you see on the space shuttle.

nanonano said...

أنا بس أبي أفهم شلون تحول الموضوع من الصفنه الى التجارب الجنسيه الفاشله للأزواج الكويتيين...أعتقد أن الفضل يعود الى
Mosano & Bo_Jaij

Bo Jaij said...

Nano

We are trying to reach the source of the problem, trying to understand how it started. And you know every problem that man or woman faces always starts from...sex

Why do you think those terrorists are causing such problems here these days, yeah because they can't wait anymore to meet the Virgins in heaven.

Why do you think Diet Pepsi is so popular these days, because when it spills on your naked body it wont feel so sticky.

Its all sex I tell you....its all sex and you fools think that because we are Kuwaitis or jews or something

mosan mosan said...

3 cheers to Bo jaijs

Crappy_Nappy said...

Mosan
Yeah its ok ..... we got wasted .

well babies came baaack lol

nanonano said...

Bo_Jaij:
أنا أنحني أحتراما لتحليلك المنطقي

Big Kahuna said...

nanonano

Thank you , you are so sweet.

Bo_Jaij

Very enlightining , Thanks.
Maybe Dr Fawzia dree3 books are too hot for school girls. But I still think there's a need for sex education at schools.

 
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